Funny Easter Quotes

It’s ironic your birthday falls on Easter since you’re clearly going to hell.

I have to admit that Easter is my favorite ham-related holiday.

Passover is a copy-paste of Easter but without the bunny, bonnets, colored eggs or New Testament.

Not only during the Easter there’s no such thing as too much candy.

It would be a miracle if Jesus Christ turned water into less expensive petrol.

I wonder if Jesus Christ can build a special look on The Walking Dead this Sunday.

What a pity that the fulfillment of the Lord’s promise this time means that I’m saved while you are not.

I know some other former carpenters I admire more than Jesus Christ and Harrison Ford.

Jesus Christ feels sorry dying for you.

We can relax tonight by watching The Passion of the Christ

Watching Jesus Christ shirtless on the cross reminds me that I need to get ready for beach season.

I wish Happy Easter from one lapsed Catholic to another.

We should stop talking about gay marriage and remember an unmarried 33-year-old man who is having fun with 10 dudes.

The greatest success to Amanda Knox on being treated better by the Italian judicial system than Jesus Christ was.

For me a Jewish man rising from the dead seems less magical than finding the one I can date.

I wish you have a more successful Big Friday than Jesus Christ had.

Jesus regrets dying for you.

I’m sorry to hear that the only guy who you’ve seen naked this year is Jesus on a crucifix.

Happy Easter! Easter is the only time when you can put all your eggs in one basket and get away with it.
    

My chocolate bunny is bigger than your chocolate bunny. Here’s wishing you a Happy Easter.
    

My kids asked me why we dress up for the Easter Bunny every year on Easter because it’s the only time we make it to church. Wishing you a Happy Easter.
    

I wonder how the Easter Bunny can lay all of those colorful eggs. Happy Easter!
    

Easter is the time of year when all of the Halloween candy miraculously makes it into the Easter Basket. Happy Easter to all the candy lovers out there!
  

 
What’s Peter Cotton Tail Leaving for you on the bunny trail? Wishing you a Happy Easter with lots of treats!
  

 
Why don’t Easter bunnies lay chocolate Easter eggs instead of plastic ones? Happy Easter!
  

 
Easter is the best time to look for chicks. They are everywhere! Happy Easter!
  

 
Easter brings happiness and exciting hunts for all children to enjoy. Happy Easter!
    

What goes up must come down. Let your kids enjoy all the candy they want this Easter. Wishing you and you’re a fun-filled Easter!
    

Who’s got the biggest chocolate Easter bunny this year? Happy Easter.
    

Stand up and cheer, for Easter is here. Happy Easter!
    

Easter is about sharing love, and maybe a little chocolate too. Happy Easter!
    

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it was the chicken’s day off. Happy Easter!
    

Who else loves to bite the heads off their chocolate Easter bunnies? Wishing you all a Happy Easter!