Short Funny Quotes For Facebook

Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?

Practice makes perfect but then nobody is perfect so what’s the point of practicing?

Everybody wishes they could go to heaven but no one wants to die.

I’m not short.. I’m just more down to earth than most people!
When nothing goes right…. go left.

We only live once. I couldn’t bare a second time.

Life is short. Have a bit of patience…

I do very bad things, and I do them extremely well.

Brains are awesome, I wish everybody had one.

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Short Cute Quotes For Facebook

I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.

Eat less sugar you’re sweet enough already.

You’re my favorite reason to lose sleep.

Wanted bye many, taken by none, talking to some, just waiting for one.

Be the girl everyone wants not the girl everyone had.

Every day may not be good.. But there’s something good in every day.

Smile because it makes you BEAUTIFUL.

The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.

A compliment is like a kiss through a veil.

Don’t be afraid to give up the good for the great.

We can not do great things. We can only do little things with great love.

Short Cool Attitude Quotes For Facebook

You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.

I don’t have a short temper I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.

Simple rule to follow in your life: do your best and let God do the rest.

I am who i am, you approval is not needed.

Beauty in the skin & Attitude in the bone!

Smartness is a perfect beauty.

I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.

I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.

I never insult people I only tell them what they are.

Never hide your last seen, let people see how you are ignoring them

I’m Better Than Your ex & Better Than Your Next.

Dear Haters, if you’re talking behind my back, Kiss my Ass.

I tried being like U, my personality didn’t like it.

Short Love Quotes For Facebook

Love is the heart of the soul.

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.

Love waits for one thing, the right moment.

Only you can give me that feeling.

I wish that you were here or I were there or we were together anywhere.

I fell in love with you because you loved me when I couldn’t love myself.

There is only one happiness in life to love and to be loved.

I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.

I will wait for you because honestly I don’t want anyone else.

You make me laugh even when I don’t want to smile….

I just need someone who won’t give up on me no matter what.

Take my hand we will get through this together.