Happy Valentine’s Day HD Wallpapers / Valentine’s Day Greetings
“A man is only as faithful as his options.”
“A kiss may ruin a human life.”
“Love is a promise delivered already broken.”
“Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think in a deeper voice.”
“Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, disposable.”
“My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.”
“By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.”
“My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese. Most of it is missing, and what’s there stinks.”
“Behind every successful man is a woman, and behind her is his wife.”
“Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.”
