Cheesy valentine sayings

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(Any Wild Animal) I’m WILD about you, Valentine.
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(Any Wild Animal) You drive me WILD.
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(Bee) You’re the BEE’S KNEES.
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(Car) You make my heart RACE.
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(Cat) You’re PURR-fect for me.
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(Dog) You’re DOGGONE cute!
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(Fox) You are one FOXY lady.
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(Lion) You’re adorable, and I ain’t LION.
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(Moon) You send me over the moon.
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(Playing Cards) You’re the [KING/QUEEN] of my heart.
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(Sheep) I love EWE from the bottom of my heart.
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(Socks) We make a fine PAIR.
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(Superhero) You’re my hero, Valentine.

(Teddy Bear) Life without you would be un-BEAR-able.
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(Train) I CHOO-CHOO-choose you.
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Another corny way to express your feelings is by sending the object of your affection a cute saying with candy or another snack item.
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(Any Candy) Sweets for my sweetie.
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(Any Candy) Nothing could be sweeter than being your Valentine.
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(Any Candy) Give me some sugar, baby.
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(Almond Joy) You bring JOY to my life.
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(Apple) You’re the APPLE of my eye.
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(Cheetos) I heard you like CHEESY Valentines.
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(Chocolate Covered Strawberries) I love you BERRY much.
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(Corn Nuts, Fritos) I heard you like CORNY Valentines.
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(Crush Soda) I’m CRUSHING on you.
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(Gum) I’m STICKING with you.
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(Gummy Worms) You’ve really WORMED your way into my heart.
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(Orange) ORANGE you glad we met?
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(Pop Rocks) You ROCK my world, Valentine.
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(Red Hots) I have the HOTS for you.
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(Starbursts) When I look in your eyes, I see STARBURSTS.
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If you want even more ideas, check out our king-sized list of candy bar sayings.
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When you think about it, pickup lines are really just a more adult form of the goofy sayings on children’s Valentines. Of course, they tend to be a little more racy.
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Do you know first aid? Because Cupid just shot me straight through the heart.
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I sure hope my parachute opens, because I’m falling fast for you.
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When I saw you, I knew I was on the right track… because my heart was off and racing.
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The Surgeon General ought to put a warning on you, because you are smokin’ hot.
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You’re like a broken staircase. You make me go head over heels.
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I need a compass when I look at you, because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
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Who needs chocolates when there’s eye candy like you around?
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If being sexy was a crime, you’d be on the Most Wanted List.
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Do you like photography? Because I’d love to take you to a darkroom and see what develops.
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I believe you stole something of mine – my heart.
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If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
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Good thing I’m over 21, because your beauty is intoxicating.
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You must be a beaver, because all I think of when I see you is Dam!
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You make every day seem like Valentine’s Day.
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The ultimate cheeseball way to express your love is through a poem. Here are some awesomely awful examples.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Tamales are hot
And so are you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But they both turn green
Out of envy for you
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Here’s a Valentine’s poem
To make your heart glow
I love you, my sweet
Even more than you know
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I love you
You love me
Let’s get it on passionately
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Here’s a cheesy Valentine
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