Funny Easter Quotes

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It’s ironic your birthday falls on Easter since you’re clearly going to hell.
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I have to admit that Easter is my favorite ham-related holiday.

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Passover is a copy-paste of Easter but without the bunny, bonnets, colored eggs or New Testament.

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Not only during the Easter there’s no such thing as too much candy.

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It would be a miracle if Jesus Christ turned water into less expensive petrol.

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I wonder if Jesus Christ can build a special look on The Walking Dead this Sunday.

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What a pity that the fulfillment of the Lord’s promise this time means that I’m saved while you are not.

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I know some other former carpenters I admire more than Jesus Christ and Harrison Ford.

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Jesus Christ feels sorry dying for you.

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We can relax tonight by watching The Passion of the Christ

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Watching Jesus Christ shirtless on the cross reminds me that I need to get ready for beach season.

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I wish Happy Easter from one lapsed Catholic to another.

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We should stop talking about gay marriage and remember an unmarried 33-year-old man who is having fun with 10 dudes.

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The greatest success to Amanda Knox on being treated better by the Italian judicial system than Jesus Christ was.

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For me a Jewish man rising from the dead seems less magical than finding the one I can date.

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I wish you have a more successful Big Friday than Jesus Christ had.

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Jesus regrets dying for you.

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I’m sorry to hear that the only guy who you’ve seen naked this year is Jesus on a crucifix.

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Happy Easter! Easter is the only time when you can put all your eggs in one basket and get away with it.
    

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My chocolate bunny is bigger than your chocolate bunny. Here’s wishing you a Happy Easter.
    

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My kids asked me why we dress up for the Easter Bunny every year on Easter because it’s the only time we make it to church. Wishing you a Happy Easter.
    

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I wonder how the Easter Bunny can lay all of those colorful eggs. Happy Easter!
    

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Easter is the time of year when all of the Halloween candy miraculously makes it into the Easter Basket. Happy Easter to all the candy lovers out there!
  

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What’s Peter Cotton Tail Leaving for you on the bunny trail? Wishing you a Happy Easter with lots of treats!
  

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Why don’t Easter bunnies lay chocolate Easter eggs instead of plastic ones? Happy Easter!
  

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Easter is the best time to look for chicks. They are everywhere! Happy Easter!
  

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Easter brings happiness and exciting hunts for all children to enjoy. Happy Easter!
    

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What goes up must come down. Let your kids enjoy all the candy they want this Easter. Wishing you and you’re a fun-filled Easter!
    

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Who’s got the biggest chocolate Easter bunny this year? Happy Easter.
    

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Stand up and cheer, for Easter is here. Happy Easter!
    

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Easter is about sharing love, and maybe a little chocolate too. Happy Easter!
    

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it was the chicken’s day off. Happy Easter!
    

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Who else loves to bite the heads off their chocolate Easter bunnies? Wishing you all a Happy Easter!

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