Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.
Everything funnier when your supposed to be quiet..
I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes!!
Save water drink beer.
Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Monday, please fix it
Always wear cute pajamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreams.
God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me 😛
Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.
When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…
Funny whatsapp status
My father always told me, ‘Find a job you love and you’ll never have to work a day in your life.
Life is too short smile while you still have teeth…
My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
If College has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking 🙂
I’m Jealous Of My Parents… I’ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!
Here my dad comes on whatsapp… From now on my status would be ‘***no status***’ or just a smiley…
Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
I Like to study.. Arithmetic – NO … world history – NO …. chemistry – NO …. GIRLS – YES!!!
Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship!! 😛
People call me mike .. You can call me tonight.. :p
In Modern Politics, Even The Leader Of The Free World Needs Help From The Sultan Of Facebookistan!!!
C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping 🙂
Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet lol (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^)
Funny whatsapp status
People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at gym.
Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
It may look like I’m deep in thought, but 99% of the time I’m just thinking about what food to eat later.
Checking your symptoms on Google and accepting that fact that you’re going to die.
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?
Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
We are WTF generation …. WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook 😀
Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL
It’s been 70+ years, Tom. You’re never going to eat Jerry 🙂
I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. 🙂
There’s like 7 billion people in this world and no one wants to date me. I hate this world … huh