Whatever you are, be a good one.
Do you want to know who you are??? Dont ask Act. Action will delineate and define you.
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.
The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitudes.
The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.
I am not a human being, I am a human becoming.
I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
When the past comes knocking, don’t answer. It has nothing new to tell you.
No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.
I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed.
It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose.
I know the voices in my head aren’t real….. but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that’s even more human.
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
My advice is to never listen to any advice, not even this one.
You’re born free, then you’re taxed to death.
You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.
Stupidity is far more fascinating than intelligence, after all intelligence has it’s limits.
You never run out of things that can go wrong.
If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling.
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!
The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Your bank account can be overdrawn, but it can never be overfilled.
Don’t press your luck, you might pop it.
A joke is a very serious thing.
If you have an issue, get a tissue.
I feel the best when I am happy.
In God we trust; all others must pay cash.
We have to do the impossible, but it is possible.
You can’t make a circle of friends with a compass.
Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible.
It’s nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice.