Short Funny Quotes For Facebook
Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
I’m not short.. I’m just more down to earth than most people!
When nothing goes right…. go left.
We only live once. I couldn’t bare a second time.
Life is short. Have a bit of patience…
I do very bad things, and I do them extremely well.
Brains are awesome, I wish everybody had one.
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Short Cute Quotes For Facebook
I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
A compliment is like a kiss through a veil.
Don’t be afraid to give up the good for the great.
We can not do great things. We can only do little things with great love.
Short Cool Attitude Quotes For Facebook
You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.
Beauty in the skin & Attitude in the bone!
Never hide your last seen, let people see how you are ignoring them
I’m Better Than Your ex & Better Than Your Next.
Dear Haters, if you’re talking behind my back, Kiss my Ass.
I tried being like U, my personality didn’t like it.
Short Love Quotes For Facebook
Love is the heart of the soul.
I wish that you were here or I were there or we were together anywhere.