Best Quotes

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“When nothing seems right….go left!!”

“Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.”

“If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.”

“A woman is like a tea bag, you cannot tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.”

“Don’t drink and park – accidents cause people.”

“When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?”

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“Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.”

“A BOSS is like a diaper… Always on your ass, and usually full of Shi***t”

“Ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither.”

“Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot.”

“When a girl says she’ll be ready in 5 more minutes, it’s the same as when a guy says the game has 5 minutes left. :D”

“I come up with the best ideas when sitting on the toilet then forget them after the flush.”

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“Hey Mate…you There…Whatsapp is using me. :D”

“Etc= End of thinking Capacity.”

“Only Marriage is the major cause of divorce.”

“If you are player then I’m the GAME.”

“Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with you.”

“You can disturb me….I’m available. :D”

“Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a…………. Girl :)”

“Love your girl like you love your Coffee… Enjoy it before its hotness goes.”

“☺  Behind this smile is everything you’ll never understand.”

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“We all feel a little f**d up sometimes.”

“I love buying new things but I hate spending money.”

“Stop waiting for one Day. Today is the Day- Bang-Bang.”

“I hate math but I love counting money.”

“I believe in hate at first sight.”

“There’s always a person that you hate for no reason.”

“If I get jealous then yes I really like you.”

“We all are born to die don’t feel more special than me.”

“You have eyes my dear but you cannot see.”

“The best way to create your future is to create it”

“I’m not bossy. I just know what you should be doing.”

“It’s not how we make mistakes, but how we correct them that define us.”

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“I’m gonna rest of my life, the best of my life.”

“The best dreams happen when eyes are open.”

“Beauty is not in the face; beauty is alight in the heart.”

“Why worry about things you cannot change? Let go and move on, because LIFE isn’t waiting.”

“I’m making changes in my life so if you don’t hear from me, you’re one of them.”

You killed what was left of the good in me.

The PAST cannot be changes, forgotten. Edited or erased it can only be accepted.

A fake smile can hide a million tears.

Smile and let everyone know that today, you’re a lot stronger than you were yesterday.

You never know how strong you are…until being strong is the only choice you have.

You can do anything but not everything.

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