Funny Motivational Quotes


“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.”

“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” – Oscar Wilde

“A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.” – Unknown

“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.” – Robert Frost

“You grow up the day you have your first real laugh – at yourself.” – Ethel Barrymore

“Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.” – Unknown

“If you hit the target every time it’s too near or too big.” – Tom Hirshfield

“Don’t confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.” – Erma Bombec

“I’m an idealist, I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way.” – Carl Sanburg

“It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.” – Harry S. Truman

“I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.” – Uknown

“He who laughs – lasts.” – Mary P. Poole



Funny Motivational Quotes


Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living;
the world owes you nothing; it was here first.

It’s what you learn after you know it all that counts.
Life is too important to be taken seriously.

Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.

Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn’t be done.
People often say that motivation doesn’t last.

Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.
Always listen to the experts.

They’ll tell you what can’t be done and why.
Then do it.

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do.

Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.

The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all
is the person who argues with him.

Life is like a sewer…
what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

Most of what we call management consists of
making it difficult for people to get their work done.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming train.

The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself.

Most of the shadows of life are caused by standing in our own sunshine.

Don’t underestimate your abilities, that’s your boss’s job.

Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.



Funny Motivational Quotes


The difference between school and life?
In school, you’re taught a lesson and then given a test.
In life, you’re given a test that teaches you a lesson.

Don’t let schooling interfere with your education.

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t.

Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

Nothing is so common-place as to wish to be remarkable.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Life’s like Vegas.
You’re up, you’re down, but in the end the house always wins.
Doesn’t mean you didn’t have fun.

You do not lead by hitting people over the head – that’s assault, not leadership.



Funny Motivational Quotes


It’s what you learn after you know it all that counts.

Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn’t be done.

A man can’t be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

The road to success is always under construction.

I love my attitude problem.

Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.

It’s kind of fun to do the impossible.


When life gives you lemons, Make Lemonade.

A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything
and the value of nothing.

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

Those who believe they can do something
and those who believe they can’t are both right.

You have enemies? Good.
That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.

Choose a job you love and you will never have to work a day in your life.

The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for you.

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.



Funny Motivational Quotes

Life is too important to be taken seriously.

All people know the same truth.
Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

There’s a couple of things they don’t teach you in Harvard Business School,
one is how to cope with defeat, the other is how to handle a shotgun.

Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said.

Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it.

If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you.

Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say,
abstains from giving us wordy evidence of the fact.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose you.



Funny Motivational Quotes


“Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top.”
    “All your dreams can come true if you have the courage to pursue them.”
    “Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears.”
    “Play is our brain’s favourite way of learning.”
    “Give the world the best you have, and the best will come to you.”
    “I don’t love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful.”
    “The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather a lack of will.”
    “Do not give up, the beginning is always the hardest.”

    “If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.”
    “Those who try to do something and FAIL… are infinitely better than those who try to do nothing and SUCCEED…”

    “Don’t expect your friend to be a perfect person. But, help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship!”
    “Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts.”
    “To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.”


Funny Motivational Quotes


 “Take every CHANCE you get in LIFE, because some things only happens ONCE.”

    “Every successful person has a painful story. Every painful story has a successful ending.”

    “Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thiks of changing himself…”
    “Everyone is trying to accomplish something big, not realizing that life is made up of little thing.”
    “Winning doesn’t always mean being first. Winning means you’re doing better than you’ve done before.”
    “The best teachers are those who show you where to look but don’t tell you what to see.”
    “Stop worrying about what you have to loose and start focusing on what you have to gain.”

    “You’ll never be brave if you don’t get hurt. You’ll never learn if you don’t make mistakes. You’ll never be successful if you don’t encounter failure.”
    “Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success.”
    “You’re braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.”
    “Don’t just read the easy stuff. You may be entertained by it, but you will never grow from it.”