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What is the opposite of ‘Dominos’ ?
Think…
Tired?
“Domi doesn’t know”

One more!
What is the opposite of ‘Pizza Hut’ ?
Tired again?
Pizza hatna mat”
Ok, another one!

What is the opposite of ‘Gopalakrishnan’ ?
Keep thinking…
It’s ‘Come-Palakrishnan’

Stop banging your head! Last one…
What is the opposite of “Subramanium Sawmi” ?
Gave up?
Subramanium didn’t see me!

Ok, ok, last one promise…
What is the opposite of Jogeshwari ?
Jogesh don’t worry.

 

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(Funny Questions And Answer)

 

Q. Approximately how many birthdays does the average Japanese woman have?
A. Just one. All the others are anniversaries.

Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. He sleeps at night.

Q. Why it is impossible to send a telegram to Washington today?
A: Because he is dead.

 

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A: It becomes wet.

Q. What often falls but never gets hurt?
A : Rain

Q. What is that no man ever saw which never was but always will be?
A : TOMORROW

Q. What looks like half apple?
A : The other half.

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A : Dinner.

Q. What gets wet with drying?
A : A towel

Q. What 3 letters change a girl into a woman?
A : AGE.

Q. What happened when wheel was invented?
A : It caused a revolution.

Q. Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
A : Because it has its own scales.

Q. Why does a bike rest on its leg?
A : Because it is too tyred.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state
A : liquid

 

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What ended in the year 1919?
Answer: 1918 – yes, the year 1918 ended when the New Year 1919 begins! Isn’t that right?

What is the strongest force in the earth?
Option a: Rock
Option b: Iron
And the answer was LOVE!

Why do some cricket players never sweat?
Answer: Because they have huge fans!

Do you know; what is the best thing to put on a delicious cake?
Answer: Your MOUTH!

What is the major difference between a bird and a fly?
Answer: A Bird can fly but a fly cannot bird!

What do you say when you find two banana peels together?
Answer: A pair of slipper

Can you tell me how to make an egg roll?
Answer: It is very simple. Just push it, It will role!

Join these two sentences: I was riding to school. I saw a dead body.
The answer is very funny: I saw a dead body riding to school.

There are innumerable tables of this kind, but there are no legs. What is that?
Answer: Multiplication tables and time tables.

There are two elements that always grow up, seeing the sky, and never down. What are they?
Answer: Age and your physical growth.

It goes all over the world, but always stays in a corner. What is that?
Answer: A Stamp!

 

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Most of the kids love to carry these keys. What are those keys?
Answer: Cookies!

What is the one that is sticky and brown?
Answer: A stick.

It goes up and comes down, but never move. What it is?
Answer: Staircase!

What is the antonym of DOMINOS?
Answer: Domi Doesn’t No!

A few months have 31 days; a few months have 30 days. How many months have 28 days?
Answer: All months.

What is the longest movie ever made and what is the length?
Answer: It runs for 85 hours and funnily the title is ‘CURE FOR INSOMNIA’.

How do you describe the School? – Question asked in an exam.
Answer: HELL – answered by a poor / smart kid.

 

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It is equally big as an elephant but weighs nothing. What is that?
Answer: An Elephant

What is the difference between here and there?
Answer: The Letter T.

What you can never eat during the lunch or supper?
Answer: BREAKFAST

What is the most struggling of all subjects?
Answer: MATHEMATICS – IT HAS FULL OF PROBLEMS.

Can you make SEVEN an even number?
Answer: YES, REMOVE ‘S’ FROM IT.

What breed of dog can jump higher than buildings?
Answer: ANYDOG – Because building cannot jump.

I have four legs – but I can’t walk. What Am I?
Answer: A CHAIR

Why Mira carried a ladder to her school?
Answer: BECAUSE SHE IS GOING TO HIGH SCHOOL

What are the two animals that live in a polar region?
Answer: A POLAR BEAR AND ITS WIFE

I have ocean but no water. Who am I?
Answer: A WORLD MAP

There is a head and there is a tail! But no body – what is it?
Answer: A COIN

You have 5 apples in one hand and 5 apples in other hand. Now what do you have?
Answer: A BIG HAND

 

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(Funny Questions And Answer)

Do you know why dogs wag their tail?
    Answer: Because you or me cannot wag the tails.

    Name any thing that is as big as an elephant but weighs zero!
    Answer: An Elephant’s Shadow.

    You can chop it, punch it, beat it, threw it away. But it won’t get hurt. What it is?
    Answer: WATER

    An old man arrived on Friday to a village for a function. He stayed there for a couple of days and left the village on Friday. How is that possible?
    Answer: Possible. His reached the village on his horse, its name is FRIDAY.

    The boy sprinkled some sugar on the pillows before he went to sleep. Why?
    Answer: Because he can have sweet dreams.

    You have to stop at green and proceed with red. When?
    Answer: When you eat watermelons.

    Can you repair a broken tomato?
    Answer: Yes, I will make it into a paste.

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